Hi, hello I'm Matthew.
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pumpsinabump:

tyleroakley:

randybby:
Trying to make myself do homework is not working

bagmilk:

people who scream when the teacher turns off the lights

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skyrover9:

mkaiser323:

It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.

Being a dick even to demons

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kushdrinker:

it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing 

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beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

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