Hi, hello I'm Matthew.
ass ass ass
niggasandcomputers:

quoteskine:

Dr. Manhattan

Same but in Tommy boxers

anus:

spotting a hot person

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(via hate)

poutful:

When people say “IM CRYING” are you  really crying?(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

When people saying “IM SCREAMING” are you really screaming?(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

When people say “THEY GIVE ME LIFE” do they really give you life?(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

When people say “LOL” are you really LOLing?(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(Source: thelazykorean, via trust)

captainswagalicious:

I got you a book

(Source: bartonfinks, via sykeopath)